Ask Juan: Is It Possible To Speak Spanish Quietly?

So the other day I just happened to overhear this conversation.  Believe it or not, I wasn’t even trying to listen.  My Metiche tendencies have very purposely been subdued over the past couple of months.  Okay, okay… so not really.  I’ve just been kind of too busy to be as chismoso as […]

What’s So Hot About William Levy?

This question has been on my mind for quite some time now.  Dondequiera que voy, it never fails, almost all women seem to agree on this one point.  “William Levy is so hot!”  Never mind that y’all can’t agree on a single hair care product or an item of makeup, […]

Space, Astronauts & Tabasco Sauce: Hot Like Fire!

Bet you didn’t know about astronauts and hot sauce… Tabasco sauce to be exact.  According to NASA and food experts, there’s one thing that most astronauts will crave once they have been in a space for a couple of days – hot sauce.  In a news report by NPR, this […]

Ask Juan: Why are all Latinas on Spanish-language television so “HOT”?

There’s a reason my television at the office is never tuned in to one of the Spanish-language networks.  Only when it’s late at night or there is nobody else in the building will you catch me watching anything on Univision, Telemundo, Telefutura, or any of the other half dozen canales en español that […]

Ask Juan: What is it with all of that hot sauce?

Anywhere I eat, no matter where it is, whenever I sit down, after serving myself a healthy-man-sized portion of food – always healthy-sized – people siempre seem to be amazed at what happens next.  If we are at a restaurant I’ll gently ask the waiter or waitress, “excuse me, do […]